H E A T - The Human Elf Association for Truth!

... a JellOholic. There, I said it. I can't believe it's come to this. Most of my life, I needed alcohol like a lokh in kop . I had ...

Today, I was watching CNN's coverage of Elena Kagan's confirmation, and, as I saw image after image of the diminutive Justice-to-be,...

Phlegm is such a mensch! He and I spent an hour outside of Melvina's apartment, singing the entire song list from the musical, " ...

I guess I should have known, when I starting going Yiddish on everyone at last week's HEAT meeting, that something wasn't kosher. ...

Weeeeee! Tonight was the most successful gathering ever of my HEAT chapter, thanks to this blog. I just knew that my outreach into the blogo...

Welcome, dear reader. I am Ethel Flamerod, proud Helfan and founding member of HEAT, the Human Elf Association for Truth. Having only recent...